1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise
by His loyal jester September 30, 2006
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Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.
Recipe:
Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.
Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =
Recipe:
Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.
Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =
by MONiKAA November 12, 2009
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Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
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