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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night
by Satansbestie July 2, 2016
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checkered duck

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.
by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017
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Checkering

When you fact check something so hard it becomes true
"Person A: Source?

Person B: I've been checkering this onion all day.
Person A: Then it must be true!"
by Shattybatty May 31, 2023
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Checkered Change

"Hey, you know what they did to Willey. They sold him out for checkered change. Never heard of him since.
by Maggie Nifikat June 8, 2023
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butty checkers

aight im go out and clap some butty checkers
by wolfy474 January 25, 2023
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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023
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Home Checker

Is not cheating with someone in a relationships as home wrecker , but rather communicates and slightly flirts with them to see how stable the relationship is
Billy accepted his title of home checker as he got his ass beat after flirting with Kyle’s girlfriend.
by Grip Reaper April 9, 2023
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