chair king

A forceful diarrhea blowout that gets on the toilet seat, tank, walls, etc.

*History - The worst episode of this type occurred in the restroom of Chair King casual furniture store. It is likely that the perpetrator of this original event is included (by photo) on their "don't let this person in" list.

"I pulled a chair king in there. You'll want to use the restroom upstairs."

by Ed Bodine March 25, 2008

chair nazi

Jack asses who steal your chair when you get up

You damn chair nazi, i was just sitting here

by Inuttei May 22, 2005

Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.

Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!

by Brick October 13, 2004

Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.

The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.

by shamrock2580 August 2, 2009

chair it up

used in heated situations meaning to settle down

For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!

by jorgepj September 17, 2008

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009