matt cesta

a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay

yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"

by an expert on men March 12, 2010

cetaphilia

An obsession with using cetaphil to wash genitals for sexual stimulation and gratification.

My moment of clarity came while I was gently washing my pecker in the shower. It was no longer about hygiene for me, it had become cetaphilia.

by wicked smart October 20, 2008

Celtae

an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in Ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those bitches.
she wins at life.

"I think I'm going to move to Ireland and find a bearded man to marry."
"You sound like a Celtae."

by pearla18 March 12, 2010

Terra fucking cotta

The brownish, ugly looking color that you create by randomly mixing all the colors in a paint set. A phrase someone yells out when they or someone else messes up a painting or drawing.

"Great, you mixed all the colors and now all all we have is terra fucking cotta." "Terra fucking Cotta!, you just got paint on my still life asshole!."

by Mason and Niki's colors:) March 5, 2010

panna cotta

When two people are discovered engaging in sexual intercourse and the person who discovers them decides to join in.

Upon accidentally opening the bedroom door during a party and discovering two other guests hooking up

"Whoa! Can I get a piece of this panna cotta?"
"Hell yeah, tag you're it!"
"Panna cotta!!"

by Jeninche April 30, 2014

centary

A girl that like to be herself ex. on differet days she might wake up in the morning with different moods, depending on thoes moods she will dress the way she feels and do every thing that day as she feels. She likes to have fun and she is a very colourfull person. Theas people usaly have long hair and like it to be messy (like all over the place not meaning not combed or brushed)and dont do anything with their hair like bangs or layers.

-wears converse shoes or fake converse.
-long hair.
-very natural.
-dress very comfy.
-love musical instuments.
-always have a different style.

yesterday you wore jeans and a tee and today your dressing in a skirt and a sweater??

yeah im centary im always different.

by Thalia Lepage February 19, 2006

Cottaging

— n

( Brit ) Homosexual activity in a public lavatory involving two men and a wall with a hole in it. You work it out.

C20: from cottage (sense 4)

'Ronald was exploring the multifarious mechanical advantages of different cottaging positions'

Ronald: 'I have, by trial and error, come to the conclusion that the plastic bag method is by far the most convenient and pleasurable method. Nevertheless, it lacks the anonymity typically desired for such an experience, thus some may prefer the "hole in the wall" method, as it adds a sense of discretion and adventure.'

Son: 'Daddy, what's cottaging?'
Father: 'Well son, when two men love each other very much, they secretly meet in public lavatories and do the dirty. Through a hole in the wall. The excitment is unparalleled.'

by Oliver the Orphan January 25, 2011