Shoe Carnival

A retail chain selling shoes.

Shoe Carnival is great.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022

whore carnival

The bouquet of sexually festive bitches whose hobbies included bouncing on a whole lot of cock, that ones ex goes through.

"NO Jarred I don't want a front row seat at your whore carnival"

by Simplebloke November 9, 2017

carnival boy

a very hot guy that you see at a carnival but never get his number.

person 1:omg remember that carnival boy?
person 2: yesss hes so hot

by fish_titties May 23, 2018

Jungle Carnival

A sexual orgy whose participants are exclusively African Americans.

- Yo, wanna go to my place later today. We're having a Jungle Carnival.
- Sure, count me in!

by YetiPOL November 4, 2023

Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.

I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon June 30, 2024

carnival head

1. A big headed person with a low IQ, possibly caused by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

2. Someone who can deepthroat without gagging.

1. Ben S: "If Florida floods you could just sell your house and move."
Average IQ person: "Fucking carnival head!"

2. Have you seen the Wang on Danny D? You'd need a carnival head to get that down your throat.

by Wigansalad August 23, 2019

Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.

My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.

by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021