military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.

"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!

by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017

Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.

" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"

by MrHavok September 8, 2020

Covid-Catfish

A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.

I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...

by GoddM October 11, 2020

Corona Catfish

Someone that looks attractive with a mask on, and ugly when they take it off.

I didn’t know he was a corona catfish until we went to dinner together and I saw him take off his mask.

by Anpala February 2, 2021

mask catfish

A person who looks super attractive with a mask on... and not so attractive without it

Guy1: “Dude i thought she was super hot then she took off her mask”
guy2:”sounds like a mask catfish dude”

by Coolhandjake September 19, 2021

Reverse catfish

Someone who looks better in real life than on their social media

Woahhhhhh Yusuf looks so hot in real life, he really reverse catfished me

by Shakywarrrior January 3, 2022

Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 10, 2014