Triple Cardboard

A way to describe an album or piece of music that didn't sell or stream well, listened to by very few people. In other words, a flop.

Ever since the beef, everything Drake drops has been going triple cardboard.

by anonymous March 4, 2025

Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

cardboard titties

A young woman who is lacking in the upper chest.

"damn that girl got cardboard titties."

by Cardboard titties October 18, 2020

Cardboarding

When a redneck can't follow the assembly instructions for IKEA furniture so just burns it and uses the packaging boxes instead

Brian is so stupid he's cardboarding his divorce settlement

by Fididdly September 28, 2018

cardboard charlie

1.Originally, a cutout of a poliecman in a marked car parked on the side of the road.

2. An empty police car parked on the side of the road to discourage speeding. Sometimes with a newspaper suspended from the headliner, a cardboard cutout as described in 1, or a box of donuts on the dashboard.

There was a cardboard charlie on the turnpike tonight. It was obvious as the windshield was covered in more salt than an admiral's nutsack.

by G-skillet January 27, 2014

Cardboard Committee

A group set up to listen to, learn from and act on the needs of the team to help make everyone's experience of coming to work more honest, fulfilling and fun. The Cardboard Committee aims to give people a space to make suggestions on how we can better our work culture and environment, and come up with ways to transform those ideas into practical and tangible habits that create change.

I'm going to take the time to answer the Cardboard Committee's survey thoughtfully because they value my opinion and I believe that they're going to help bring about positive change in the workplace.

by jubajoo August 16, 2018

Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3

" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024