Douche Canoe

A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.

All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.

by Michael Hancho May 14, 2020

Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.

Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe

by Lear45 September 4, 2010

Douche Canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.

by vivalavengeance November 23, 2010

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Brazilian Canoe

A sex act performed by placing an erect penis in the crack of a womans butt cheeks and coming to orgasm without penetration.

How about I give you a "Brazilian Canoe" tonight baby.

by The Pethick Brothers July 9, 2011

canoe print

when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.

damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.

by darryl e January 28, 2004

flesh canoe

an easily decipherable euphemism for female genitalia; may be compared to a flesh kayak, if one wishes to compare the relative size of two or more females' genitalia. compare also with: hatchet wound, axe wound, bush, mound, pussy, vag, she junk, cunt, twot, etc.

I went for a ride in the ol' flesh canoe.

by Johnny Doe IV May 28, 2006