A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.
All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.
by Michael Hancho May 14, 2020
by Lear45 September 03, 2010
The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
by vivalavengeance November 21, 2010
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
by zach cristler August 19, 2007
A sex act performed by placing an erect penis in the crack of a womans butt cheeks and coming to orgasm without penetration.
by The Pethick Brothers May 19, 2011
an easily decipherable euphemism for female genitalia; may be compared to a flesh kayak, if one wishes to compare the relative size of two or more females' genitalia. compare also with: hatchet wound, axe wound, bush, mound, pussy, vag, she junk, cunt, twot, etc.
by Johnny Doe IV May 25, 2006