A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.
All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.
by Michael Hancho May 14, 2020
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Lear45 September 4, 2010
Get the Jew Canoemug. The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
by vivalavengeance November 23, 2010
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the Jew canoemug. when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.
by darryl e January 28, 2004
Get the canoe printmug. A sex act performed by placing an erect penis in the crack of a womans butt cheeks and coming to orgasm without penetration.
by The Pethick Brothers July 9, 2011
Get the Brazilian Canoemug. when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
by zach cristler August 23, 2007
Get the mohogany canoemug.