constable candy

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

by Evidentary November 28, 2013

Who is Candis

Dont ask who Candis is

Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?

by Doctor Joe Mama June 03, 2021

Free Candy

A hard hit in hockey by Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik.

Brooks Orpik was giving out some free candy left and right.

by Roy Brown July 03, 2008

vandy candy

A preppy rich female who attends Vanderbilt University. Sometimes used as an insult. Sometimes used with pride.

Vandy Candy is bad for your health.

by RanklyAbused March 25, 2004

raver candy

Beaded jewlery (Usually made from pony beads that you can find at your local craft store.) worn at raves, usually very colourful.

"I like your candy."

by laura January 05, 2005

Vlog Candy

"A collective group of young people, artists and friends who have come together to communicate, to try and have some fun, to get creative and challenge eachother, to get into the world and try new things."-Vlog Candy

Group of vlogers on youtube on one channel. Members are

Monday: Andrew Bravener
Tuesday: DudeNeedaEaseOnUp
Wednesday: Strawburry17
Thursday: zacharyxbinks
Friday: HurricaneAubrey

Have you seen Vlog Candy's latest video on youtube?

by gabbagabs June 27, 2009

candy flipping

A mindbending combination of LSD and MDMA known to send users into a euphoric state of bliss. Can result in godlike abilities to manipulate one's own perception and a near heart-rending sense of compassion for others in close proximity. Can even cause one's sense of self to blur and mingle with others.

John didn't know what the true essence of love was until he was candy flipping at the Pretty Lights concert.

by stay_flossy March 25, 2012