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Canada and America...both great countries. Canada is better than America in some ways: (health care, less problems, more room) and vice versa: (GST, government, power, money). Oh, and by the way, we (Canada) are not all French, only the Quebec people. Canada and America are both great, and a big thanks to our southern neightbors for protecting our weak asses from North Korea and Libya!
To clear a few things up, we...

have police officers, not mounties.

have cars, not dogsleds.

don't have freeze your balls off temperatures all year round.

say "eh" as much as any other English-speaking country.

live in houses, not igloos.

say "about", not "aboot".

are as pissed at our government as the Americans, although we have good reason to be.

DON'T hate Americans.
Canada by Quartux (Tyler) September 14, 2005
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Without a doubt, the greatest nation in the world. The only people who argue this fact are stupid hicks who don't know any better.
"Dude, I wish I lived in Canada."

"Dude, I read on urbandictionary.com that Canada's civil war was a bar fight that lasted about an hour."
canada by CaptainGoogle December 12, 2008
land of easy, beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears. Most often remarked and visited by Buffalo, NY's college students who enjoy better beer, cheaper food, hotter night clubs, casinos, sleazy strip clubs, and a drinking age of 19.
You wanna hit Canada tonight?
Canada by merkel123 December 28, 2005
Bob: Hey Tom, guess what?
Tom: What?
Bob: U.S.A blows! Unlike Canada.
canada by Lucifer's burito July 30, 2008
Canada being America's hat refers to any cool hat.
That hat's so Canada.
Canada by Logan Johnson April 14, 2008
Americas country to the north. A country everyone likes because they use provinces, made bacon, made syrup, made hockey, and don't piss off other world powers or terroist.

GO CANADA!
American: Are you from Canada???
Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am.
American makes out with canadian

Canadian: SICKO!
canada by D.Y.R February 26, 2007
A North American country, situated to the north of the United States where the inhabitants become more and more insane as you go further east. For example, people living in Vancouver are known for being conservative, mundane breeders, while Newfoundlanders are absolutely and wonderfully mad.
Canada by Anonymous July 3, 2003