Calum Hood

A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly

"I couldn't finish my work sheet because I hung out with Calum Hood last night"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

calculator

for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..

me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!

me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!

by crookedplanks October 7, 2010

callum

someone who will nut on you while you sleep

did you now that Callum nutted on john last week while he slept

by yourdadleftthegame May 28, 2020

callum

Callum is the name given to someone with a varied lifestyle, someone who is also very consious of how he looks and is constantly changing his style.people like him because of his wit, charm and full on humour.

Joe: That's the 3rd different hairstyle he's had this week!

Colin: That's Callum.

Joe: Makes sense I spose.

by jimmy buffet ate my cat February 27, 2013

Callum

Callum is Hyper funny and Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.

They always know just what to say to a women.

They are full of passion.

They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.

The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.

Callum would make a grate couple with Libby or Millie.

Callum would never disrespect a woman and Callum would do anything to keep there girlfriends safe

Cal is so sexy.

Callum would make a grate couple with Libby or Millie

by David attoboroug November 7, 2018

Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Callum

an A B S O L U T E U N I T who plays Pokemon and needs the money for food and plushies

"oi mate"

"wot"
"you know daddy Callum?"

by yeet69420; October 19, 2018