Calvin

A stalker and a paedophile.

Always carries a roll of duck-tape and a box of lock-pics.

If he puts on his hood on, run.

Person 1: "Did you see Calvin?"

Person 2:"Yeah but luckily his hood wasn't on"

Person 3:"I saw him raping David yesterday"

by MIHAJA January 15, 2020

calzone

the defenition of lurk; lurk master.

damn you got calzoned.

by LoLuMaD September 7, 2007

calzoned

to get owned by italian dishes, such as pizza or calzones.

I just got calzoned by that pepperoni pie, i can't eat another bite!

by ben mcfrlnd November 12, 2005

Calvinism

A theological system made up by Augustine of Hippo, further systematized by the arriving of John Calvin. It teaches double-predestination; fatalism.

Argues for Calvinism with a Christian predestined to argue against Calvinism.

by PourSonFils.com August 13, 2014

Calzone

An idiot who is unaware of how stupid they are, can also be used with the term mook or Jabroni.

You utter calzone. You are acting like a total calzone.

by Mookzilla August 22, 2014

Calvin and Hobbes

Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.

Never argue with a six year old who shaves.

by purple jesus June 28, 2005

calvin goldspink

weehee look at me; sam is a loser (L)

calvin goldspink thinks sam is a loer

by toesocksfuxer April 7, 2005