An epic gamer that is forever alone and depressed mainly sits in a dark room playing super smash bro's ultimate or persona 5 while drinking 2 cans of coke a day and rarely sleeps.
by mywifeleftmehelp February 4, 2019
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He's had more women than you've had hot dinners, son. And he's an ace troll, too.
Lives in to town.
He's had more women than you've had hot dinners, son. And he's an ace troll, too.
Lives in to town.
by Noelleh March 30, 2004
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A person of whom, when drunk, runs around making pinch harmonic sounds with his mouth. Also found to be regularly quoting McLovin and being mildly casually racist. Has many awesome catchphrases like, but not limited to: 'Let's do this Marines', 'That dugs got tits', 'Aww yeah Boy Boy', 'I fucking hate ma wife' and 'Planting claymore'. A Callum Hall is a pure fucking beast at dancing the dance of Hari Krishna, he has also been known to drunkenly dance to Billie Jean and fight in hallways topless. Is also fucking dope on the mic with his original CoD 4 rap that is so awesome it should be in the charts.
Person A: Fuck, is that a Callum Hall?
Person B: Judging by how hard he's grabbing his crotch while moonwalking with a pint in his hand shouting about UAVs and claymores, I'd say, yes.
Person A: That is one awesome guy. I'm so privileged to be in his company. No homosexual feelings insinuated you understand.
Person B: Judging by how hard he's grabbing his crotch while moonwalking with a pint in his hand shouting about UAVs and claymores, I'd say, yes.
Person A: That is one awesome guy. I'm so privileged to be in his company. No homosexual feelings insinuated you understand.
by Freakinbeast April 11, 2013
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by AbdulRoF October 30, 2018
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Guy #1: Have you ever been to Calimesa?
Guy #2: I think I got gas from there.
Guy #1: Do you like the town?
Guy #2: I only went there to get gas, and take a dump. How should I know if it's nice or not?
Guy #2: I think I got gas from there.
Guy #1: Do you like the town?
Guy #2: I only went there to get gas, and take a dump. How should I know if it's nice or not?
by xLHx October 9, 2008
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