lucid calm

Only the coolest band out there. One day they'll be famous
...one day
o. i'm not they're stalker, me???? NOOOOO. I'm a cousin, of a friend of theirs, incase you wanted to know.
*runs away*
www.lucidcalm.com (new, site, under construction)
www.tripod.com/e_choes (old site)
...

some girl: like OMG...it's that hott guy from that band that i've never listened to!!!
some other girl: which one, they're all hott?
...
some guy: you girls are losers

ANARCHY!!!!(<that has nothing to do with anything)

by HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAstalkerfreakHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA February 5, 2005

Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 23, 2009

calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 9, 2009

calminous

serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2008

Calmelope

A docile creature...

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.

by poofyhead March 15, 2010

Calmatose

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

by DangRanger April 20, 2011

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012