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wonton crayon

When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red
dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon
by Al the mischievous May 14, 2016
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A Crayon will kill but a knife will not

a stupid saying when you're doing a movie group project
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by Jederdthegreat November 14, 2017
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brown crayon

When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.
How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?
by Chizak November 12, 2004
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gray crayon

A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..
Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.

Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.

Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.
by o-dizzle-d May 2, 2011
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Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.
god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!
by swan19 March 1, 2010
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Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
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Skin Crayon

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.
Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.
by Roqua October 25, 2008
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