Cocktagon

When Jack Black forgets to take his penoos ot of his own anoos, his penis turns into a Cocktagon. It has 4 Awesome sides and 8 Awesome angles.

I have had too much sex this weekend my penis has turned into a cocktagon. It has so many FUCKING! angles.

by David Beshart May 9, 2018

Cockbaiting

When someone with a absolutely massive shlong sends a really artful dick pic to a girl. You would think the guy is also attractive yet he isn't, it's some edp looking pedo with a massive cock!

My mom was being cockbaited by this weird guy. The cockbaiting loose weird smelly guy just wasn't right.

by LIHZAHRD March 29, 2022

cockbaby

A child cock-fed from birth.

Damnit, why does dad always call me a stupid cockbaby, mom?

by JubeiSaotome April 6, 2003

Cockmagnet

Any woman who sleeps with so many guys that she can't remember their names, and doesn't know the last names of the babies she has ever few months. Gilrs like this are usually obvious to spot, because they flirt and groop all over any guy, having very low standards, and are ready and willing the give a blow job to anything shaped like a penis.

The Mathews sisters are totally cockmagnets! There's 8 of them, and their mother has two more coming later this year? Are they ever going to go out and get some hobbies or maybe even a job? I feel sorry for them.

by hekifier is the greatest May 9, 2009

cockbangle

A bangle of cocks.
Basicly a huge tangle of cocks
Even more basicly your pretty much fucked by a ball of cocks chasing you

"Fuck, that cockbangle is headed our way"

by peter alabaster October 9, 2007

cockbatswanamania

when ur cock is huge like mine and girls say its to big for them u suffer from cockbatswanamania

wanna bang
no thats waaaaaayy to big
i know i have a super colosil penis i suffer form cockbatswanamania

by boshgamharlem March 4, 2008

cockfaggot

(n.) An overly happy and annoying camp man who is extremely intimidated by one who asserts his penis is large by kicking the crap out of him or even just shouting him down.

you fucking cockfaggot, butt licka.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004