douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.

I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.

by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008

czetching

The act of masturabation using your own tears as lubrication.

I caught James listening to Dashboard Confessional and czetching again

by downonyourmom August 27, 2009

Sheep in wolfs' clothing

Someone who appears to be strong willed powerful and very independent when inside they are humble lonley and weak

The bitch at my school seems to be the queen bee but everybody knows she's a sheep in wolfs' clothing

by Isaiah Hope November 1, 2013

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

Shai Clothing

A clothing line who mainly advertises in Harker in-appropriate videos

I saw some Shai clothing duuuuude.

by mister cow May 24, 2006