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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.
Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"
by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023
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Tight circumcision

Not to be confused with Radical Circumcision, which is something of a another whole level.

Basically a normal circumcision, but with the small two blubs at the sides right at the opening of the urethra, also removed. This is usually seen on many male pornstars.
James had a tight circumcision, thus he does not have two small bulbs right at the opening of his urethra.
by MST3K I like November 11, 2021
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Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
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Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".
Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!
by bouletman12 October 28, 2025
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Peruvian Circumcision

When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.
Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.
by Linguine88 December 6, 2022
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Circumcise

When the skin of a usually baby boys dick is removed often for religious reasons but sometimes to prevent infection
Mary and Andrew are getting their son circumcise it’s a controversial thing
by Andrew2736 June 24, 2023
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