chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

Chud baby

A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.

That chud baby smells like shit. Throw it in the trash.

by PapaT November 1, 2006

chuddo

a. someone who is world-class at the game peggle

b. a person that thinks they are amazing at every game ever created

like a true chuddo, bill's dad started his empire hustling rubes

by bifftannen December 30, 2009

Chubstitute

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.

With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).

by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015

Chudder Nutted

The redneck slang for "You're fucked dip shit".

Person 1: Did you see Cleatus get his ass kicked by that 12 pointer?

Person 2: Yeah man he's fucking Chudder Nutted.

by MusicByPANDEMIC August 17, 2018

chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

by RoundElephant September 24, 2007

chude

a feminine chic with very prominent dude qualities and or actions

"You got lucky to find a fine chic that acts like a dude. That chic's a chude!"

by ascendinglady August 19, 2011