She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.
by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021
Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."
Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.
Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?
Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.
Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.
Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?
Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.
Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.
by The Animal in the Panama Canal January 15, 2010
Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!
Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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A homosexual.
by Matchew H. December 04, 2008
A person/object who is very fake/false/misleading is just like a fake wanna-be-brand-name bag sold for dirt cheap on the famous Canal Street in New York City: appears to be the real thing instead it will break apart on you in the middle of the street when you count on it the most.
Oh please I knew she was a liar, she's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street!
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That is definitely a knock-off, can't you see it's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street?
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With that Fendi on Canal Street of a girlfriend he has, I wouldn't be surprised if he took her out of his will!
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That is definitely a knock-off, can't you see it's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street?
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With that Fendi on Canal Street of a girlfriend he has, I wouldn't be surprised if he took her out of his will!
by jurjinator March 20, 2010
Friend #1: I love your Uggs. Did you buy them on the UggAustralia website?
Friend #2: Nah, they were a canal street special.
Friend #2: Nah, they were a canal street special.
by mgaze1234 January 11, 2012