catastrophe whore

One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.

She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.

by Snowday123 September 12, 2017

catastrophe

Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.

That concert is gonna be a catastrophe

by Kierstin M November 3, 2006

catamite

A young boy who is kept for unnatural purposes, ususally homosexual ones

Carl Nancy decided to become a catamite after discovering his love for old, hairy men.

by El Jefe October 25, 2004

catism

When a woman decides that she doesnt want to marry or cant. so she owns 50+ cats.

Hubert im home! did you buy any meat? ......no meat. no hubert. this is catism

by Samrawr July 11, 2006

catamount

similar to jaguar, cougar, puma, bobcat. An older female who chases younger women instead of younger men.

Dude, some catamount was trying to steal my girl last night...

by TB_rider March 23, 2011

Catastrofuck

A word first used (to my knowledge) by John Stewart, host of the awesomely successful "The Daily Show With John Stewart" on Comedy Central. Combining the words "catastrophe" and "fuck," Stewart created a word describing:
1. A catastrophe with a solution so unforeseen, that it's tangled in a web that no man (or government) can reach it.

2. A bad situation that resulted in an awkward and unintentional sexual encounter.

"The war in Iraq has become a total catastrofuck!"
"Man, last night, I was so drunk, I think I catastrofucked!"

by Patches O'Malley June 19, 2009

Catastrofuck

When a hell-hole meets a cataclysm. Coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show when talking about the situation in Iraq.

If the war in Iraq becomes in any worse, it will have become a complete Catastrofuck.

by Raynar September 23, 2008