opps! caleb would be the guy to try to get a girl in bed n matter wat it took. caleb most likely has a chode. Caleb doesn't have a life
by 4realthebestbitch December 06, 2017
Someone that is of European descent, usually unloved, and short. Most of the time Caleb is used as an insult, to symbolize that you are a virgin and will never amount to anything in your short pitiful life. Caleb, coming from the word Calev in Hebrew, which is a compound word that means "whole hearted"
"You're a Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
by Mr. Kraebs February 09, 2018
by Demonsoul1X February 01, 2017
Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.
Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.
Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016
Dark and brooding. A sensitive soul with a lot to give. If a Caleb ever opens up to you, cherish that. Show him that you cherish that. While Calebs may come across as cold at times, they're actually quite defensive. If you cross him, he will show his fangs. But if you can show you're worthy, you're in. And that's a circle you want to be in. Calebs are awesome. Near superheroes in fact.
No wonder we've never met this Caleb guy you can't stop talking about. Does someone that awesome even exist?
by Dragonsnowball October 17, 2021
by ksxjfi March 21, 2018