Cal-f

(n) A muscle in the human body; Behind the shin

Jake Klein said that Steve McNair injured his Cal-f

by joe schmo February 12, 2004

Cal Cunningham

Born in 1969. Cal Cunningham (a White Supremacist) running for senate in 2020. He is actually pretty hot. That my Daddy.

Cal Cunningham is hot

by brattysis6969 October 3, 2019

cal_ducky

A REALLY COOL PERSON THAT IS VERY KIND AND ALSO VERY SCOTISH! HE GETS ALL THE FEMALES BUT YET STILL CUMS FOR A PERSON NAMED GAMEPRIME OR OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ASTRIK OR A JULIAN!

Bro, your such a cal_ducky

by Game Prime February 18, 2023

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.

Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.

by timeisfiction August 31, 2010

Cal High

California high school, bitchy ass teachers, the only good teacher is Mrs. Gilson. all the Pe teachers r horrible and rude. and total pervs, the kids, well DRUGGIES, and Sluts, thhat about covers it, theres the slim few of us that r typicaly "scene" but we tend to consider this school as the SUNSET STRIP of nor cal, no joke, sex drugs and rock and roll, and ovcourse alcohol, hella lightweights around here, if ur not smokin behind the school or at the skate park ur at the Forest not many ppl go there anymore, Cops r bored out of there ass here, anyone will get stopped for no reason, theres nothing to do but the skate park, fuck people, smoke, and the mall which isnt even in our city, so thats y were the sunset strip school,. its funny if u live here cuz wigger nation, asian invasion, and "ghetto" kids think they rule the school. kids pop and such durn class no joke its sad, haha lots of bands here,

yo What you doin today?
Ditchin CAL high to go smoke at the Forest

Where u AT
shitty ass Cal, smokin,

by jaimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2009

cal ripken

when you have three thousand BALLS slammed into your ass over the course of the season

George Michael scored a cal ripken while vacationing in san francisco.

by shikky August 9, 2006

Cal Luck

n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.

If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.

If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.

If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.

If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.

If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.

If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.

by the afflicted July 24, 2008