CPR

Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.

bungbob: This calls for CPR! Candy Peppermint Resu'sitation!

by pseud0nym12470 April 22, 2023

Cpr

Check pockets and run. When somebody gets knocked out and people run their pockets AKA turn them inside out and take everything inside

He just got knocked out I'm about to perform CPR

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”

“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”

by Jontssss July 17, 2025

sapnxp.cpr

a very awesome and fun fanpage for a very attractive guy named sapnap!

“hey! your mutuals with sapnxp.cpr, right??”

by caniputmybawlsinyojaws October 12, 2021

French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021

Shotgun CPR

When someone with an unsanitary mouth or whom you don't want to put your lips to theirs needs cpr and you use your hand as a tube to breath air into them.

He look like he had some s*** on his lips so I had to give him shotgun CPR when he was overdosing.

by fannyt1 August 15, 2022

GC CPR

The act of spamming a dead group chat in hopes of revival

"Bro, the GC CPR isn't working"
"Nah, I just gotta find a good meme"

by Swedish Ointment September 23, 2023