Burke

Burke is a decently attractive, very laid back guy. He doesn’t like to talk to everyone but will be very funny and loud with his friends. He is sweet and loving and will always help you with your problems. He likes to be alone and is pretty shy. He is talented but doesn’t try with a lot.

Also has a massive schlong

“Dang who is that weird guy?”

“Oh that’s Burke.”

by Buffetmydad November 23, 2021

Burked Up

Sudden physical arousal while taking an AP calculus final.

Student 1: Oh shit man how do I integrate this I am burked up right now
Student 2: Oh you just use U-sub….. oh man im burking up right now ;)

by Owen’sashyknees May 4, 2024

Burke

An unincorperated community in northern VA. Known for its VRE parking deck, abundant 7-elevens, and general boolage. Formerly ruled by the king Philip Berry before be tragically died of an opiate overdose.

Hey dogg lets go down to the Burke Walmart and buy halloween supplies

by Respectcha Deck December 18, 2018

Aidan Burke

If you see this you probably searched my name up.

In conclusion, Fuck You

When you search up Aidan Burke, Fuck You

by *not aidan, just a freind September 16, 2022

Sebastian Burke

The Sebastian Burke affect is someone that is the best at anything they do and can take your bitch

Your such a Sebastian Burke

by American salt January 8, 2024

Burke

A loyal and good friend, often socially awkward and a little crazy.
Likely also a secret furry.

You’re a Burke; you take such good care of me despite all your oddities and quirks.

by G Gg the big G May 1, 2025

Chase Burks

no one loves him

Chase Burks no one loves him

by C hase December 7, 2016