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where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her ass and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of the ceiling and it drops on top of her and she gets up and runs out of the house bare ass naked holind her ass
I didnt know she was a leaping brown-eye or else i wouldnt have screwed her in the ass man that ruined my night and i have to pay for a new fan in my room
by punk4life March 31, 2005
When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob
by sickminded September 27, 2004
by Dirty Sanchez July 06, 2003
The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010
When a person is sleeping and another person sits on the sleeping persons face to get skid marks on there face.
by Adibidibi March 10, 2003
What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.
Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
by turnyourface August 06, 2010