Brian

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.

Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....

by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018

Brian

A person who is good and a goof like I said earlier.

Brian is a goof!

by Radioactive melons 🍉 February 24, 2019

Brian

Is commonly salty

Dude, Brian is straight up a salt mine.

by qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhb March 1, 2019

Brian

Brian like porter never knows when thew joke is over. He often can read the room and make a joke out of any situation. They can be borderline offensive but he does not give a fuck neither does he if you want to fuck with him. He is smart but hates the shit out of school. He is a visionary person who wants to help his country and the world. He has a giant dick like goddamn bitch at thirteen already an inch over the average grown man and has a six pack with massive biceps. He will make girls moan with his cock fingers or mouth. His favorite girl is bisexual and will fuck a girl for his birthday.

whos that on the corner it looks like a shes giving a brian to that dude i mean look how big it is.

by Datsavageboi69420 March 2, 2019

Brian

Dumbass bitch

Stupid bitch that is brian

by Butts for days March 7, 2019

Brian

the other most realest mexican friend who is an OG and my fellow anime gang member and is an absolute fukkin qt

brian I love and appreciate you (no homo)

by bich niga July 10, 2018

Brian

One boi whomsted aquierd by genetics the biggest but dopest 20 head

His forehead is big he must be named brian

by The boi with ze bigist 5 head July 18, 2018