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Machine Gun Breakfast

1. "The process of sprinkling cocaine on your breakfast cereal then proceeding to say 'that's what's up' as a comment to anything anyone says to you"

2. A snow-bro idiot who is just really, really stupid. This type of snow-bro will also answer to Johnny Breakfast and ASAP Breakfast
"Machine gun breakfast, you sprinkle too munch cocaine on your cereal!"
"That's what's up!!"
by jvilla423 May 18, 2014
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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Las Vegas Breakfast

The combination of energy drinks and painkillers in order to recover after an epic night in Las Vegas
Have a Las Vegas Breakfast and we will try to piece it together.
by ein prosit July 13, 2010
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Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."
Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.
by Very Tall Human January 13, 2011
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Bed & Breakfast

When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.
So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus.
by Buford T Johnson December 17, 2009
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belfast breakfast

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."
Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"
by Wild Drunken Bill August 7, 2007
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Breakfast of Champions

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.
After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.
by AnonPa December 6, 2013
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