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Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016
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Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.
Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial
by Pasmc January 15, 2022
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Musical Blue Balls

When playing an instrument such as a guitar, and your band plays a song where you will have a killer solo, but the band stops playing right before your solo. You are left helpless with musical blue balls.
Jack's garage band was playing One by Metallica and stopped playing the song right before Jack's big guitar solo; Jack had anticipated his solo so much that when he did not get to play it, he got musical blue balls, or MBB.
by John8 November 22, 2007
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black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.
by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009
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Corporate Blue Balls

What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.
This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!
by BB63 December 7, 2012
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Blue Ball Cry

The uncontrolled act of whimpering when a man who ain't gettin' any of anything sexual besides what he looks up, upon seeing something in real life that is incredibly sexy, the man lets out a sad whimper deep down from his balls.
When i saw that ass in the hallway i let out a Blue Ball Cry.
by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009
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cinematic blue balls

The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.
We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.
by thatboatguy December 20, 2009
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