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Untimely Blowout 

The situation that a guy finds himself in during anal sex where the girl farts with such force that it forces his dick out of her hole. In extreme cases this will result in the need for an immediate shower.
Stan: Well, I finally got Wilma to let me fuck her up the ass.

Mitch: How was it?

Stan: It was great until we had an untimely blowout, and boy was it messy.
Untimely Blowout by patsguy November 22, 2011
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Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.
When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.
Tactical Blowout by Slid Steak March 4, 2017

Oklahoma Blowout 

"The act of ripping a huge guff in your partners face whilst having your salad tossed"
'Darlene was tossing Jarod's salad, he then shouted '*Oklahoma Blowout* and guffed in Darlene's face.
Oklahoma Blowout by Kissmyplums October 5, 2019

Bussy Blowout 

Synonym to fart. The action of passing gas.
After eating Taco Bell, Chad experienced a bussy blowout.

pussy blowout

Loose ass pussy that neither partner gets any pleasure
She's sexy asf but she has a pussy blowout, boner killer mannn
pussy blowout by Noyn April 5, 2015

Barn door Blowout 

When yo nigga be down town tongue punching ya clam and you cum so good you rip a mean fart out the back door stankin like a dirty farm animal
Last night Jamal was going down on me and I decided to test true love when I hit that nigga with a Barn Door Blowout and he even tried to suck in my fart the second I let rip...in fact hewanted to share the Barn Door Blowout with me, so he hit me with a "Cup O' Soup." the rest is history....

testie blowout 

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.
1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."
testie blowout by Sam June 18, 2004