Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021

blend

to fight

she keep talking shit, she must want to blend.

by toorawwiyanna January 5, 2022

Blended mama

Two women that share a child or children in a blended family dynamic

Yes people would consider her his step mother, but we also have a relationship as mothers. We are blended mamas

by SmittyNik May 3, 2021

Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.

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Person 343: Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

no blend

for mainly African Americans, when yo fade doesn't blend into hair to skin

boy you got no blend for $10

by Yung minister November 15, 2014

Blended Waffle

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.

Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?

by BongooCatt December 18, 2021