Siberian Blast

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)

I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.

by Papachops June 16, 2020

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.

Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2019

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

avalanche blasting

The act of placing a generous amount of cocaine in one's asshole and snorting it as they fart in your face.

Bro 1: "Bro you look high af, what are you on?"
Bro 2: "Bro some hooker totally got me into avalanche blasting."

by canal treatment January 14, 2017

e-blast

A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term "e-mail" is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.

Also "eblast" or "e-mail blast"

If we send out an e-blast, the widget will literally fly off the shelves!

by Sarah N. April 22, 2008

Gotta Blast

Something Jimmy Nuetron says around the beginning of the theme song for the popular Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Jimmy Nuetron

Me: "Gotta Blast"
Friend: WTF are you masturbating under the table

by YourBoiTheUgandan43 January 25, 2018

Blast the nips

To show off one's nipples in a flashy and colorful way

I'm about to take my bra off, blast the nips.

by Buuuuuussssccchhhhh October 6, 2009