spook in a blanket

A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.
John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.
by IHNS mayne December 05, 2014
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security blanket

Something put on or given to a victim after a traumatizing event.
Firemen wrapped the child in a security blanket after rescuing them from the burning house.
I always calm down when I am cuddled up with my security blanket.
Lola has a security blanket to help with her anxiety.
by sayrxn August 20, 2018
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adirondack blanket

When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.

Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.
Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”
by Limekilnlake August 04, 2023
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thermal blankets

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.
bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.
by thermal slayer March 18, 2011
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Steamy Blankets

Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.
We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.
by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012
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fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.
Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.
by Ryguyandthepussykat December 02, 2017
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blanket ban

A ban that applies to or affects all or the majority of a given class of people or things.
Hey, did you hear about the Pakistani government blanket banning TikTok?
Nah man, that sucks.
by Jay-ree-och January 06, 2022
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