tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

by Ah8ter November 6, 2013

blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong

Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.

by heylia17 March 29, 2015

blame jew

A very irritating person who tends to blame you for things that are absolutely ridiculous.

Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11

by Foamyman November 21, 2016

Blame-storm

When multiple people try and blame the same event on one another in a group argument

Six people in the elevator and someone slips out a silent bomb, the finger pointing started out small but turned into a full out blame-storm before the doors opened.

by Robyngoodfello December 11, 2016

git-blame

Blaming someone for the bad code that they wrote on github.

he git-blame {d} me for that code

by eddi909 July 25, 2017

Reflecting blame

A form of shifting blame by which you blame your accusers for your problem, situation, transgressions, misdeeds, lies, etc.

A common example is when a couple argues. Typically when is caught cheating on the other. One partner will blame the other and the other will reflect it.

Childish

The arguement went long into the night as the couple continued reflecting blame onto one another.

by Theamazinggeek June 18, 2018

close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018