A failed attempt at a handshake in wich you only use your fingers to shake someones hand. It is the most bitch ass handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
by You should read this October 11, 2023
Get the Bitchy Handshakemug. being a female dog and being a shitty person is bitchy
by bro omfg ur mad annoying November 30, 2022
Get the bitchymug. 
Get the Bitchy-Ohmug. A state occuring before heat exhaustion but after heat frustration. Often accompanied by phrases such as "Dammit! It's hot! Why is it so damn hot!"
by MrGryphon October 26, 2015
Get the heat bitchinessmug. 
Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012
Get the Bitchy the Clownmug. by barktan August 6, 2021
Get the the bitchy onemug.