Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

Hot Benson

The sexual act of when the male pours boiling coffee on his dick, then thumping a rather spacious anus.

Dude, I did a Hot Benson to my girl last night, it was awesome.

by BoobSucker125 February 29, 2024

benson

tall and very smart and likes to play basketball and tennis. manjot loves him

who should i cheat on the test with emily ? benson!

by femmmmmz November 14, 2018

Hey Benson

Hey Benson is a tagline from the popular show Regular Show.

The sentence "Hey Benson" comes from a DANK moment in the series POGGG! PAWG! xD, LMAO!! ROFL!

User 1: BROOOOOO!
User 2: Sigma on the wall
User 3: Hey Benson *BRUH*

by TheDanishSlangFreak August 25, 2025

Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .

“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.

by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025

National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.

Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"

by MICHLLO February 24, 2023

Benson Boone

Professional backflipper

Have you seen Benson Boone's backflips? How does he do them??

by The master (of bait) September 3, 2024