Quite literally the greatest thing to come out of Scotland since Balamory. Or possibly Burns. A band that is both thoughtful and entertaining (which doesn't happen often).
Anthony, bullied at school
Get your own back now you are cool
Or are you scared bunking off though you're a toff
It's all gone wrong again, you've got Double Maths
But the teachers got no control
The boys all run riot
"You all stay quiet or you will die"
Tony, at the back of the gym
Smoke another one, your chances are slim,
'Cause here they come again
And they got you on the ground
tasting blood again
At least it's your own
When will you realize it doesn't pay
To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys
"So Shut your mouth, start kicking the football"
Bang on the teeth you are off for a week, boy
(From 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress')
Get your own back now you are cool
Or are you scared bunking off though you're a toff
It's all gone wrong again, you've got Double Maths
But the teachers got no control
The boys all run riot
"You all stay quiet or you will die"
Tony, at the back of the gym
Smoke another one, your chances are slim,
'Cause here they come again
And they got you on the ground
tasting blood again
At least it's your own
When will you realize it doesn't pay
To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys
"So Shut your mouth, start kicking the football"
Bang on the teeth you are off for a week, boy
(From 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress')
by poned April 01, 2005
A duo of Awesomness formed by
Danger Mouse
(artist-producer Brian Burton)
And
James Mercer
(Lead singer of the Shins)
Danger Mouse
(artist-producer Brian Burton)
And
James Mercer
(Lead singer of the Shins)
by myboyfriendisafirbender November 21, 2010
Hayden Bells hot ass sister. Thicker than a bowl of oat meal. Fat ass and tits. Everybody wants to put there pp inside of her. If you ever get to fuck Becca Bell you will be left thinking man that was the best damn pissy I ever had.
Guy 1: Did you put your cock in Becca Bell.
Hayden: No wtf that’s my sister.
Guy 1: Incest is wincest.
Hayden: Fuck you I can bench plates.
Hayden: No wtf that’s my sister.
Guy 1: Incest is wincest.
Hayden: Fuck you I can bench plates.
by Big Booty bitch 6996 July 09, 2018
A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.
Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.
by Rave Dot Buts July 02, 2009
Sweetie Belle is a unicorn, the sister of Rarity, and one of the three members of the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
by Twi-Twi December 15, 2013
by AYB February 19, 2003
by Donald Mconald November 14, 2016