I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.
by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020
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(Beh - sih - tile)
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Hey besitile! How was your day?
by kadenart April 11, 2021
Get the besitile mug.Bensicle, the swaggiest nickname out there. along with ben, BEN, BENNNNN, bennington, and benhamin. he’s an amazing guy who’s also rlly funny and needs to develop some fucking omen powers istg hurry up homie. anyways, he’s an amazing person and never fails to make you laugh :) if you’ve found urself a bensicle, don’t let him go.
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bensicle: dw i’m epic swag and will kill him. luckily you have a bensicle by ur side
bensicle: dw i’m epic swag and will kill him. luckily you have a bensicle by ur side
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Get the Bepsi mug.Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.
Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Beijing Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.
by Jackielai March 31, 2023
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Also a place where people driving in ferraris, lambroghinis, hummers, rolls royces and bentleys will drive past people with cars with only one piston, 3 wheels and a crap load of shit in the back trunk.
A place where people are controled wonderfully because of the communist party, if it was some democratic party who ruled china, the poor people would rebel their asses off.
A place where you can find new york like areas and farmlands smelling like shit.
A place where you can get both real and fake rolexs, louis vitons and all the luxury stuff
Also a place where people driving in ferraris, lambroghinis, hummers, rolls royces and bentleys will drive past people with cars with only one piston, 3 wheels and a crap load of shit in the back trunk.
A place where people are controled wonderfully because of the communist party, if it was some democratic party who ruled china, the poor people would rebel their asses off.
A place where you can find new york like areas and farmlands smelling like shit.
A place where you can get both real and fake rolexs, louis vitons and all the luxury stuff
Ignorant white guy: Yo, beijing's a commi place
Really smart chinese guy: You bitch, what are you talking about, Beijing kicks ass
they both travel to beijing and live happily ever after...
Really smart chinese guy: You bitch, what are you talking about, Beijing kicks ass
they both travel to beijing and live happily ever after...
by The eddie wang banana man October 9, 2005
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