Justin Beiber

An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.

Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!

by Fredrick Santos October 15, 2010

justin beiber

a guy who has no balls :)

he has no balls
it must be justin beiber

by bellbo45 November 30, 2010

beserkastan

A place now known as the middle east, where ol is abundant and the American Military spends most of it's time, under the orders of President George Bush

Densely populated by towleheads, sand niggers, dune coons, and Osama Bin Laden look-alikes.

My brother is in beserkstan, i hope he comes home

Fuck those sand niggers in beserkastan, lets watch some MTV2!!

by Captian Zero September 1, 2008

Beiberfile

A younger person (under the age of 16) crushing on someone much older then them. Usually a bieber fan, aged between 4-12 who wants to marry Justin Bieber who is nearly twice their age.

John: Oh my God That girl is such a beiberfile
Jane: I know right he's nearly twice her age.

by Beiber Hater October 21, 2010

Mini-Van Beiber

an teenage boy, who has not hit puberty, who has a high voice and rides around in his moms mini-van.

Well i tell you that Steve is just a MINI-VAN BEIBER!

by Twin Boobies!!!! January 20, 2011

Berserk

Berserk owns all.

Berserk ownz and roxxorz joo noob ass!

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Justin Beiber

a gay-boy whos voice could smash windows with its high pitch

infected:OMG! justin beiber is liiikee soo fitaay
me: go drink some hemlock
infected: *gasp* just coz u got no taste in musiic.... you need help giirrrrll *goes off and listens to disney shite
Me: *shudder* must resist genoside. must. resist. *goes off and listens to the yh yh yhs*

beiber fever must. be. cured.

by Dragon_boogies December 13, 2010