coming out beer

quote "first beer" you have at the legal age.

*You dont have to hide your drinking anymore*

Rob: Did you go out to the bar last night? It being your 21st birthday.
Chris: Yea I had my coming out beer with my dad.

by KingBrad4evr June 4, 2009

Beer Nugget

A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.

The one constant at NIU.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."

PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"

by wyld_stallyns April 13, 2008

beerbells

What you use to strengthen your arms 12 ounces at a time

Samantha: Hey Joe! Looks like you've been working out. What's your secret?

Joe: I exercise daily using my Schlitz beerbells

by realmccoy420 October 8, 2010

hold my beer

When a person (redneck) says "hold my beer" you hold his beer with your left hand and with your right hand you hold your phone with the camera app open and 911 on speed dial and then you see what he/she does

Hey I can jump that "hold my beer".

by Lostinwarfare May 28, 2017

beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

by brunette22 February 16, 2006

beer can blanket

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

by Timtastic January 4, 2009

Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

by Geeluvss August 22, 2011