Adjective. Benning is the act of accidentally ejaculating on a girls face. It typically occurs when a woman is performing oral sex on a man. When this oral sex is interrupted for any number of reasons, the man pulls out and accidentally shoots semen on the womans face.
"So what did you do this weekend dude?"
"Well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and I started benning."
"Dude! Sweet! I love when people are benning on me."
"wtf is wrong with you? gay."
"Well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and I started benning."
"Dude! Sweet! I love when people are benning on me."
"wtf is wrong with you? gay."
by Charles Cross March 22, 2009
Get the benning mug.1.(v.) To use something without permission
while you're using it the person whom owns it has no idea you're using said object, and will never know you've used it.
Even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
while you're using it the person whom owns it has no idea you're using said object, and will never know you've used it.
Even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
a. I didn't pay my Internet bill so I'm beefing off my neighbors wi-fi.
b. I didn't bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i'm beefin' some entertainment from the Guy's laptop next to me. (too bad he's watching airwolf)
c. I didn't bring my own umbrella so i'm walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.
b. I didn't bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i'm beefin' some entertainment from the Guy's laptop next to me. (too bad he's watching airwolf)
c. I didn't bring my own umbrella so i'm walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.
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The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.
The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.
The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.
After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).
The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.
The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.
The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.
After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).
At a party...
Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'
Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'
Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'
Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'
Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'
Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'
Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'
Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'
by T Humma May 24, 2017
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