beaver

another word for vagina or pussy

That bitch got a hairy beaver.

by will beaver March 22, 2003

scary beaver

n: a scary looking vagina

Man this chick i was gonna hook up with last night had such a scary beaver that i almost threw up just looking at it

by Senior Suave July 14, 2009

beavertown

a large group of females scurrying about; the girl version of a sausage fest

Dude check out that beavertown heading our way!

by DJ Skimask May 7, 2009

leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.

Gee Wally, that's SWELL!

by Ducky September 14, 2005

Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".

1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"

by TM2 October 20, 2010

beavereavement

Is to feel sorrow for ones beaver when they are "out of order" , when beaver hits murder creek you go through beaverevement

Guy : Hey you not lookin to good today , whatz up ?
Girl : ( Sigh) Im going through beavereavement at the moment.
Guy : That sucks dude , fuck you im going else where then

by Marvin P July 26, 2006

Jesus Beaver

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

by Beaverfucker!!!! February 1, 2009