The witches kiss

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.
I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee
by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021
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burn the witch

A term used in both Monty Python and the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series on Youtube referring to punishing anyone for any comment that can be thought of as stupid or cruel (negative comments in general). It can also be taken literally (or somewhat literally) if you really think the person you're talking to is a skank. Which, in most likelihood, they are.
Mai: ...And when I win this duel, I shall be the new main character! *gigglesnort*

Tristan: Burn the Witch!
by Jacobi K. July 06, 2008
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witching hour

(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.
Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)

3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)
by sundayssuck June 09, 2009
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Witches Finger

An unusually large and gnarly clitoris
she had a really offputting witches finger
by luckyeleven July 01, 2011
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sniff witch

coke whore; female that hordes blow; raggy looking sucked out female snorter.
That sniff witch scoffed up all my blow; anybody see Whitney lately,she looks like a full blown sniff witch
by dartwino January 11, 2007
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mother witch

The mother witch is a legendary card in the game clash royale, it is broken, especially paired with pekka. If you use it your balls have yet to drop and never will because you are a little bitch.
God, that dude was such a bitch using mother witch.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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Swamp Witch

A witch that normally lives in or near a swamp
"Way up the road from Hattie's Shack
Lies a sleepy little Okeechobee town.
Talk of swamp witch Hattie lock you in when the sun go down." - excerpt from The Swamp Witch by Jim Stafford
by Salvia Dayli November 28, 2020
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