To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"
"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
by Antoxx January 26, 2009
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This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.
The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.
The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.
Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!
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Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.
Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!
Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!
Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
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I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap
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Get the BarSe mug.Based Retard Gang, also known as BRG (stylized as 𝔅ℜ𝔊) is an internet sensation popularized by a certain style of video and audio clips on social medias such as TikTok and Instagram. Many members of this group have claimed that “BRG saved my life.” Based Retard Gang believes that they have a higher understanding of life and the world around them. BRG promotes self love and love for everyone around them. Many musical artist have realesed music made to fit the BRG feel such as BRG LuvBug, Lil Clearpill, BLUEBUNNY, and twinflamegirl. BRG is confirmed to be allied with Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
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