Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 22, 2006

bap supreme

If a person is ‘bap supreme’. That persons breast are of an admirable shape and size.

“Look at that bird, she is bap supreme”

by scott046969 October 22, 2019

Bap Stick

An instrument cylindrical in share to “blow, snort, or bump” cocaine or other drugs ingested using the same method

Marky is fiending and can't find his bap stick what is he to do!?

by Macskilled February 06, 2008

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 25, 2004

haps baps

It means Happy birthday it’s just a shorter way of writing it which takes way less amount of energy

Haps baps to my best mate xo

by Slangyyyyyyy April 06, 2018

turkey baps

turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time

guy: hey did you see them turkey baps?
girl: yeah its becky :)

jordan is awesome

by jksmithmate April 19, 2010

Chap Baps

Chap Baps is an alternative term for man boobs or moobs

Wow , look at that guys chap baps he would give Jordan a run for her money

That blokes chap baps are so big I would like to plant my old boy between them and slide in and out for a week.

by PipRule July 14, 2010