Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:

Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.

by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011

top notch banter

Best banter of all time.

lad: top notch banter sir
sir : i know

by Le banterino March 2, 2015

Banterlicious

When something or someone is both full of banter and delicious

Haha Daniella is sooooo banterlicious, I'd deffo marry her

by DaniellaDawn May 3, 2017

banter

Playful joke among friends not taken seriously

- Your dick is so small!
- Your mom didn't seem to mind last night!
- M..my mom's dead! ;-(
- Exactly!

LOL Banter!

by rekt_suspekt July 26, 2015

banter

Conversation that is witty and at the same time abusive. Formerly an "in" word, but no longer cool due to it being used excessively by children.

Parent: So what did you do at school today Timmy?

Child: BANTER LOL

Parent: Shut up

by DO NOTWANT September 19, 2010

Baited

In which a girl or guy you have a crush on will pretend to have the same feelings, only to be in a relationship already.

Guy: Damn bro I thought shawty liked me for who I was

Friend : You dead just got baited , she was in a relationship already

by Young Drako November 28, 2019

Banisteriopsis caapi

Banisteriopsis caapi is a tropical vine which contains harmine and other harmala alkaloids in its stems. It has a long history of use in South American ayahuasca brews.

Guy1- Dude you wanna do some of this shit i got
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- Banisteriopsis caapi? I think
Guy2- What the fuck is that?
Guy1- Who cares
Guy2- Ok

by JEFF FOGLESOCKS September 16, 2006