The phenomenon in which a male is unable to see the craziness, bitchiness, or overall blackness of a female's soul because he is courting, dating, or hooking up with her.
Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.
Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.
person one: That girl is bitch!
person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.
person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.
person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.
person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.
by Mista Peetas March 17, 2013
Turkish Breast aka Turkish Beast, Sikik, Bill, Hayvan is a troubled being.
While addicted to the game Vampires Dark Rising , Breaking Bad , the gym and Palringo , his life isn't easy.
Loves his explicit xxx folder which includes Thai Ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. Prefers Brits over everything. Yet also wants to fuck the blonde Porn Star Mia Malvoka. While his lust for power is insatiable, Sikik loves to kick Death Dealers out of every room he's in. Goes into "Beast Mode" if something doesn't happen after his will. Wanna annoy him? Praise Erdogan and tell him how awesome Turkey is. (it's Thanksgiving after all)
Common quotes are:
"Gimme my fucking power"
"I wish i could be a british citizen and get the fuck out of this Fucking country"
"I need to sleep for testosterone producing"
While addicted to the game Vampires Dark Rising , Breaking Bad , the gym and Palringo , his life isn't easy.
Loves his explicit xxx folder which includes Thai Ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. Prefers Brits over everything. Yet also wants to fuck the blonde Porn Star Mia Malvoka. While his lust for power is insatiable, Sikik loves to kick Death Dealers out of every room he's in. Goes into "Beast Mode" if something doesn't happen after his will. Wanna annoy him? Praise Erdogan and tell him how awesome Turkey is. (it's Thanksgiving after all)
Common quotes are:
"Gimme my fucking power"
"I wish i could be a british citizen and get the fuck out of this Fucking country"
"I need to sleep for testosterone producing"
by đarƙy October 10, 2016
Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead
by KillTheDead April 17, 2010
"Yo are y'all together?"
"Na, she just my breast friend"
"Mathiccy, r u fuking Piper"
"Nah, she wont be my breast friend"
"Quincy u know Areeb cant be ur breast friend"
"cmon he got mad titts"
"Na, she just my breast friend"
"Mathiccy, r u fuking Piper"
"Nah, she wont be my breast friend"
"Quincy u know Areeb cant be ur breast friend"
"cmon he got mad titts"
by canufuckanostril March 05, 2018
by jennasea May 27, 2017
A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.
Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
by Oasissandwich October 18, 2018