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absolute bollocks

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!
by motocycologist May 23, 2009
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Fizzy Bollocks

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks
by K Collins January 30, 2008
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Chest Bollocks

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!
by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011
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Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.
Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!
by 'Duke' September 10, 2012
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Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.
"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"
by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003
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dog's bollocks

The ultimate. Top of the line. Variation on bee's knees and cat's pajamas. What better than The Dog's Bollocks - since they like to lick them so much.
Q: Why do dog's lick their balls?
A: Because they can!
This band is the dog's bollocks.
by Major Eyeswater March 7, 2007
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Dog's Bollocks

bollocks n. are testicles. The word is in pretty common use in the UK and works well as a general "surprise" expletive in a similar way to bugger. The phrase "the dog's bollocks" is used to describe something particularly good (yes, good) - something like "see that car - it's the dog's bollocks, so it is". We also describe a big telling-off as a bollocking, and additionally use the word to mean "rubbish" (as in "well, that's a load of bollocks").
"see that car - it's the dog's bollocks"
by strega_rossa July 3, 2005
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